There have been 4 Earthquakes in San Francisco during an Economic Downturn. During one of the 2 hour transportation interuptions, I was able to find food for $5.00, but the items were all imported from ouside the city.
The city currently has no sustainable food hydroponics solutions, or farmer's markets based upon hydroponics. A lot of shops have been boarded up. On one breakfast search I use a Zagat guide to San Francisco. What is a commute for a rock star slacker anyway? Where is it that I need to go to? Research by Chris Bertram about us
Sap Story
Chris Bertram
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I just read that it takes 40 Gallons of sap to make 1 Gallon of maple syrup (Bon Appetit, 2010). Those pictures in my head of the tiny straws sticking out of the maple trees are not the true picture. With the above ratio it becomes clear that the whole tree is involved and even the water table becomes involved even for a small serving of maple syrup.
There are 195,000,000 sexually active people in the United States. I don’t know what the diet of the other population includes - likely more fiber and less sugar. The other population doesn’t go to Starbucks or McDonalds or IHOP. The other population is still mad over Little Richard being under suspicion for homosexuality and that Chuck Berry was seen with a 14 year old girl, bringing her to his club to work as the hat check girl. They are still pissed over that one 14 year old girl. The other population doesn’t get Alternative music at all.
If 195,000,000 people require 40 Gallons of sap that is 7.8 x 10 ^9 Gallons of sap from the maple trees for their 1 Gallon of syrup. That effects the water table of north America to the point of desert conditions because that is a huge number. I am assuming that the trees use xylem to draw water through cohesion up from their roots to get the volumes of water they are talking about.
A realistic assumption would be that the 1 Gallon is used as an extract in a corn syrup brew and that the real syrup that the 195,000,000 people consume in their maple syrup fueled orgies are like 1 drop per 1 Gallon of maple flavored corn syrup brew. Then it becomes clear that on a massive scale corn is harvested to squeeze out enough corn syrup required for the 1 drop brew of maple to 1 Gallon corn syrup.
There are 250 drops per cup. There are 4 cups in a quart and 4 quarts in a gallon. 250 x 4 x 4 = 4000 drops per gallon.
For one Gallon of maple syrup extract from sap you can get 100 Gallons of maple flavored corn syrup brew.
There are 1.95 x 10 ^6 gallons of sap required for 195,000,000 maple flavored corn syrup brew fueled sex orgies in north America.
There are 1.95 x 10 ^6 gallons of sap required for the walk of shame breakfast at Denny’s for each “morning after” on Sunday morning’s vigil of coffee and ethanol binge drinking headache suffering people’s rail on global warming.
The next time there are discussions on global warming on a Sunday morning, stop what your are doing and think about the sap you consume instead of the greenhouse gasses. Global warming people are not tree huggers. Global warming is a sap story.
Judging a Man by his Drink
120709
San Francisco
I am not talking about a man ordering a Gin and Tonic at a bar - we all know that only fags order that. What about that KISS song Cold Gin? They are a bunch of guys in make up and spandex. See..Seriously I am a KISS fan so they are exempt. Besides KISS back stage drinks Gin straight up.
I am talking about men in the financial district ordering a Mocha with no whipped cream. What the hell is that? Come out of the closet fancy pants - get the whipped cream - you go girlfriend. That's just pretty fancy and mighty sweet - Mocha no Whip!
I lived in Alaska where you throw the grounds in the cup and pour boiling water on it and wait for the grounds to settle - or maybe not...maybe I just drink the whole damn thing.
So you could go to Berkeley where they know what a cup of French roast is - a long shot through the extractor using French roasted beans. National chains don't know what a long shot is. National chains don't put anything in the extractor except espresso beans - stupid.
I go around thinking how everyone I see is stupid or a homosexual because they don't know how to order a drink or what to order.
You get Jamaica Blue Mountain Beans, use the Turkish grind, and make long shots in the Espresso maker.
I have urges to strangle any one who says "Expresso," what the hell is that? It is called E s p r e s s o.
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“I believe music can change the world and I believe it can
unite the world. And that's pretty much it. I'm a rather nihilistic
person and I really think that music is the only thing that makes this
world livable. That and air.” Zoe Lowe: Singer - Alien Sex Cult.
“I became interested in Electronic music while
taking music theory, and Electronics at community college.
I’ve always made prototype sound oscillators, and
grew familiar with the attack, decay and sustain portion
of a sound. I learned that every sound has an envelope, and
that electronic sounds may or may not be based on natural
sounds.” Chris Bertram - Alien Sex Cult.
Electronics in the Orchestra Rock Album The Sky Rock Instrumental. The Bitter End Pop Performance by a Duo or Group. Posers Pop Performance by a Duo or Group. Teaser Pop Performance by a Duo or Group.
